Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Day!!!
October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers day!
Do you have a co- worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a dayum hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor (or police, if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping today..... and have a great slapping day!
Do you have a co- worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a dayum hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor (or police, if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping today..... and have a great slapping day!
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on 10/22/09 11:20 pm, edited 10/22/09 11:26 pm - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
on 10/22/09 11:20 pm, edited 10/22/09 11:26 pm - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA
Aye,
I kid you not....I started to post a similar thread on Tuesday. I bite my bottom lip so much...you would have thought I just has a botox treatment! My coworker was getting on my last nerve....especially considering the fact that I was trying to clear my desk since I knew I would be out the rest of the week....and she KNEW this. Every minute of my time she took rambling on about pure bullshoit meant an extra min for me on the other side of my clock. I was about ready to slam the door WiTH her head in it! I mean...I don't give a dayum about what you bought at the market or your plan for Halloween....how about this...pretend it's Halloween already and get GHOST...how about that.....dayum irritant....like the wrong kind of soap...make my arse itch. LMAO!....but its true. Whew....thanks for the great thread...took a load off....cause I was obviously still p o'd about her shinnanigans. I'll save the slap for my last day...when that time comes. Lol
I kid you not....I started to post a similar thread on Tuesday. I bite my bottom lip so much...you would have thought I just has a botox treatment! My coworker was getting on my last nerve....especially considering the fact that I was trying to clear my desk since I knew I would be out the rest of the week....and she KNEW this. Every minute of my time she took rambling on about pure bullshoit meant an extra min for me on the other side of my clock. I was about ready to slam the door WiTH her head in it! I mean...I don't give a dayum about what you bought at the market or your plan for Halloween....how about this...pretend it's Halloween already and get GHOST...how about that.....dayum irritant....like the wrong kind of soap...make my arse itch. LMAO!....but its true. Whew....thanks for the great thread...took a load off....cause I was obviously still p o'd about her shinnanigans. I'll save the slap for my last day...when that time comes. Lol
I think I will refrain just because there are not enough hours in the day to get to all I want. 
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on 10/22/09 11:37 pm - syracuse, NY
on 10/22/09 11:37 pm - syracuse, NY
Awww man today is my day off...If I';d known I would have went in today.......2 of the clowns that I work with need to be punched in the throat every now and then, they forever be messing up creating more work for the rest of us 
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on 10/23/09 3:22 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
on 10/23/09 3:22 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
That's too funny!! I have felt like slapping a few people this week as a matter of fact!
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